Thursday, September 30, 2010

Exposing the Looney Left, one Bob at a time

Today, Rush got a call from poodle-lovin Bob from Oregon who hearts Obama and hates anyone not Cherokee. If your ancestors aren't Native American, then he thinks everyone should go back to the land of their ancestors. Scat!

Of course, that could get expensive. I'm Cherokee. But I'm also Irish and German. So do I buy homes in all three nations and split my time equally? Or would apartments be better? Maybe time shares? And if they are time shares, how many of those two-hour presentations do I have to sit through?

It's a great conversation. Too long to post here so I recommend clicking this link for your daily dose of absurdity and reading the whole thing. But here, as a teaser, was a great part at the end.

RUSH: My forefathers were born in this country. Are you the rightful owner of the country? Is that what you believe, do you think that you're one of the rightful owners of the country that --

CALLER: Yes, I do.

RUSH: -- you were here at one with nature --

CALLER: The Cherokee nation, yes, I do.

RUSH: One with nature and you guys, you're never at war with one another, all the tribes got along and you got along with the Mexicans and never slaughtered the buffalo, everything was hunky-dory, and then Columbus showed up and then the white guy showed up and here came syphilis and here came racism and sexism and bigotry and homophobia and environmental destruction?

CALLER: That's right. You got it.

RUSH: Thanks, Bob. Appreciate it. There's your average Obama voter, and it's exactly what Obama thinks. Bob, God, I love you, man. That's a classic make the host look good. It's the primary job of caller, and Bob did it.

From all of us American squatters to you, thanks Bob.

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