This is my peace offering. Forgive my absence. I've missed all of you, except the spammer who keeps sending me Chinese hieroglyphics.
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George, George. Only you could charge armed guards of the Royal Army without even an eye twitch of fear. Great men are established by great actions. He won the war. But perhaps his greatest victory was over personal ambition and ego, a battle long lost by our current president and a defeat dragging this nation into leadership inaction and world irrelevance.
George Washington, though it had been offered, refused to be another King George. And for that he deserved, at the very least, a sleek ride.