I broke a record, a 12-year record. And I won't tell you what. If you want to know, see Seinfeld's "The Dinner Party" episode and what happened to the black and white cookie.
I've been sick and feverish and blogging while running a temperature could be humiliating for yourself, as well as your future generations. So sorry for my absence. I'll be back next week with my senses in tact, or at least no looser than usual.