Work? What work?

I LOVE brainstorming sessions with brilliant creatives (aka KortneyKDesigns) that start with
singing jingles about bologna and end with crying over Proctor and
Gamble commercials.

Quote Them: don't ink

I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.


Mitch Hedberg

First Liberty ad

A great project with Jordan Advertising.

Fox picks up Oscars article

I'll call this an oldie but a goodie since it happened back in February, and I forgot to post it. Forgot your ghostwritten article got picked up by Fox Business, you say?



Yeah. I know. This is why I don't have plants.

Quote Them: a fabulous faker

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I
couldn't give it up, because by that time I was too famous.


Robert Benchley

Quote Them: money by any other name

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.


Bill Vaughan

A line of literature: Bradbury style

“We need not to be let alone. We need to be really bothered once in a
while. How long is it since you were really bothered? About something
important, about something real?”


― Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451