Now THIS is an apology

I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry that this woman isn't running for office. Yet?
Found her! She's Kira Davis. And we're going to be BFFs.

Christie to Buffett: Write a check and shush it.

E.X.A.C.T.L.Y.



If Warren Buffett really wanted to pay more taxes, why hire accountants to find him tax loopholes? Pull out that golden check book. Write down a number. Follow it up with many zeros. Send it to the feds to burn. Tada! Pure Buffett happiness. Why does he deny himself this great pleasure by refusing to hand over his money freely? Give in Warren! And set yourself free.

Quote Them: Live long and prosper but don't procreate

"The National Institute of Health has said that it is a danger to women's health and safety of their families, that for 30 years, to be exposed to the prospects of pregnancy."

Congresswoman Gwen Moore,
Democrat from Wisconsin hoping to end the human population


Pregnancy is too risky for women. And, in that same vein, we must accept that sex is too risky for men. Many have killed over right in the process. For the health and safety of their families, men must not be exposed to the prospects of sex. 

VIDEO: Crowder's Mr. America rap.

I was eating an omelet when I watched it the first time and, during the "knickers" part, choked on a slice of avocado. So be careful out there, people. This video is dangerous. 

VIDEO: Eastwood commercial. Rush style.

Ford's next commercial.

Santorum: The Comeback Kid

As Joey Lawrence use to say, "Whoa."

.

VIDEO: Two Visions of America

One pinches my heart. The other makes me pinch my nose. 



Yes, why shouldn't we believe that? Happy 101st Birthday, Mr. President! Here's to a revitalization of independence, of individual empowerment, of hope, and always, always, of freedom.

PIC: Santorum "tebowing"....

....with supporters.

Neighbor, how long has it been since you had a cool, conservative, conscientious man as President? Well, that's too long!

VIDEO: Bill Murray. The funny one.

Because it's....well, you know what day it is.

"I'm just trying to talk like normal people talk. Isn't this how they talk?"

VIDEO: spOILed

I'm all about keeping things natural. I eat unprocessed food, I wear all-natural fabrics, and I burn fossil fuels as if they burst forth from the very ground beneath my feet. 

Oh. That's right. They do.

A new documentary is explaining a facet of our lives most of us don't fully understand: where the energy comes from. No one else is saying it. How do I know? Because they want him to stop saying it, too. 

Meet Mark Mathis. And meet Mark Mathis' project, "spOILed."

If “SpOILed” debunks just one media meme, Mathis hopes it’s the notion that we can move away from oil in the near future.
If only that were the case.

“That’s a profoundly ignorant and dangerous statement,” he says. “It is impossible for that to happen. I fully expect 40 years from now we may be even more dependent on oil then we are today.”

Want to know more? Of course you do.