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Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Death or life? She chose...
VIDEO: It's political season. Let the wow's begin.
No mega-superstars. No low BMI female. Just us. Our life. Here. Now.
Then, the last half hit. And I couldn't help it, I cried. I did.
Now understand, I'm a bit weepy today. These things happen. Women cry. No further explanation is necessary, though there is one. But this video. My gosh. I actually felt hope. Yes. Hope. That sentiment we were promised from Obama and cruelly denied. (Though we didn't believe him. Well, many of us didn't.)
No, I felt the hope of America. That hereditary pioneerism. That hard work ethic and perseverance and American exceptionalism that looks at the worst of times and says, "Hell, no. This will not stand." And, instead, beats away the victimology and, when up against the mountain, digs a hole through it.
Does this mean I endorse Rick Perry? No. At least not yet. But I am wholly and most passionately endorsing an America where we are free to dream, to work for that dream, and to reap the rewards from that work.
Friday, September 9, 2011
Sarcasm you can believe in
They bored me in high school. They put me to sleep in college. When stuck enduring one in a business meeting, I mentally write my grocery list. In networking schmooze-fests when trapped by a walking/talking company brochure, I feign choking on an ice cube.
Yet politicians still think speeches have value. Shrug. Good thing no one expects results from a President or he'd never break 80.
Since I may only be on this planet for 90-plus years or so and, therefore, simply don't have any extra time to spare listening to another Obama speech, I found this. It's the gist of O's brand new, revolutionary, never-before-tried-except-consistently-for-the-last-three-years-not-to-mention-during-several-other-liberal-presidencies jobs plan with enough salty sarcasm to cure pork.
Here's an excerpt that goes great with two eggs sunny side up.
In the meantime, Americans should follow Obama's lead - take vacations, play golf, travel, talk, talk some more, and avoid responsibility.Obama, whose Democratic spending priorities have pushed the national debt beyond $14,000,000,000,000, said it was important to curb spending and keep to the deficit reduction plan agreed to earlier this summer while also investing in, you know, many important things.
He then provided a joint session of Congress with a broadly ambitious list of goals that sounded to many people very much like a lot more spending, like, say, the $787 billion economic stimulus bill of 2009 that didn't stimulate much of anything except that national debt.
With the national debt already increasing $3 million every minute of every day, Obama wants to repair and modernize 35,000 schools. Obama wants $35 billion to go toward salaries for teachers, firefighters and police.
Obama wants $140 billion largely to update roads and bridges. Obama wants another $245 billion in business and individual tax relief. Obama also wants to extend unemployment benefits.
And Obama wants it all right now. Seriously. Now that his Martha's Vineyard vacation is over, this situation is urgent.
If it's good enough for the President, it's good enough for me.
Made in America! Or China or whatever..
So he sends jobs overseas. He shuts down American plants. He lays off American workers. He leaves Americans desperate for work and employes thousands in China. Fine. Got it. But Bill, he sits on a council. A council, Bill. A. Council. Where he sits. In a chair.
I'm so freakin' impressed.
Thursday, September 1, 2011
Steven Crowder: What a gas.
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
Every feminist should be chanting, "Drill, Baby, Drill."
Is in response to this video:
And this emoticon:
:-P
Is in response to unshaven B-list actors pimping their politics.
Friday, August 19, 2011
From Poet Paulo. A Sonnet To My Wickedness. (I'm not THAT bad.)
Oh she of bouncy blond curls
And the laughing eyes
And the dimples so deep
You think you could put your whole fist in them
And you'd kind of like to
Because she'll probably hit you first
When you're not looking
She's mean like that
Nobody really knows her
They think she's sweet
Those curls are deceptive
They lend her an air of innocence
All the better to deceive you
With her country girl charm
Hick-like, one might even say
She even drives a jeep
As any cool country girl should
A deep throaty laugh
This covers over the malevolence
That occasionally bursts forth
Despite her rigid control
Gaze deeply into those lovely blue eyes
Or green. I don't recall
Because I see only
The pools of molten fire
Dancing there
Reflecting the tortured souls
Of those she has left in her wake,
She has her act down well
"I'm a sweet country girl"
"I love my family"
"My dad is the best man I know"
It's all a facade
Cleverly crafted
In some bureau
Where she's a high ranking member
LIke Kevin Costner
In "No Way Out"
Surely she's not that evil
Just for kicks.
At some point she'll drop her cover
Or be activated
Maybe she's actually in charge
Like Dr. Evil
Or Goldfinger
Or the guy who releases the McRib
Only occasionally
I've never had one
But I've heard they're really good.
Be warned, dear reader
Be wary of her charm
The Bible says it's deceptive
I'm reluctant to warn you
With specific examples
That could reveal my identity
I have a family
And she's just mean as hell.