Crowder: Remembering Breitbart

Words are so frequently useless. As a writer, these are the moments I hate. As a human, too.

Steven Crowder: the alternative universe

Making money is evil. Taking money is righteous. Supporting a black conservative is racist. And Steven Crowder goes Occupy all the way, complete with a peace dance. Welcome to the flip side. Make sure all your container lids burp. Everything is about to get tossed.



New conservative hero: the guy who took on Crowder's evil twin. Now, after witnessing insanity in full summer bloom, all I have left is one question: What brand of jeans have that kind of stretchy give?

Steven Crowder: What a gas.

Yesterday it took $51 to fill up my tank. Actually, it took $51 plus change. I just don't remember the change. In fact, after the number $51 appeared I haven't been able to remember anything. I awoke this morning lying in a field of dust-covered daisies. I have no idea how I got there.

Steven Crowder: Laugh, you politically correct clown, laugh

Anyone who likes Bill Maher shouldn't watch this.

Wait. What am I saying? No one likes Bill Maher. Silly Tara Lynn.

Watch and enjoy.

Steven Crowder: Want some cheese with that whine

Being grateful? How archaic. It shouldn't be expected. I mean, I can't afford cable. C-A-B-L-E. The Constitution clearly states owning cable is a right guaranteed to every citizen by the government.

I want my MTV!




Actually, what I really want is some new towels. And lower property taxes. One would make the other possible.

Until then, I'll sadly do without towels manufactured after 1980 and thankfully do without MTV that wasn't good even in 1980. For everything else I'm able to do despite my high property taxes, like powering my house and filling my refrigerator, I'm grateful.

Steven Crowder: Play it again, Sam

This has to be my favorite. Not that I've made a scientific study of his videos. I'm just shooting from the hip here.



So much talent. So much fluffy hair.

Steven Crowder: It's so not funny

My favorite jokes are ones that mock the helpless, the disabled, and the weak. Freakin' hilarious.



When did having differing political views mean the innocent and defenseless can be targeted? God help our loss of humanity.

Crowder takes these comediennes to task for their rude, bully, and evil ideas of humor. I use the word "comedienne" as a joke.

UPDATE: Greg Gutfield at Fox adds his worthy two-cents.

Steven Crowder: the health benefits of an early smackdown

Had my first bully sock in the stomach when I was still cute, i.e. early elementary age. And yes, boys sometimes gang up on curly headed girls for no reason at all. What did I learn? To strengthen my core and not let bullies intimidate me.

Now I don't let anyone intimidate me.

See how that works?

Steven Crowder, ladies and gentlemen

He's back. And so am I.

His excuse? I have no idea.
My excuse? I had a cold. And I don't believe in fever blogging. Or drunk dialing. Or alphabetical filing.

What I do believe in is the Toothfairy, wishing on a star, and small business. Not necessarily in that order.



Dang. Wish I was rich like that guy and borrowing six figures so I could pay interest on a tax payment.