Oh, Marco, you tall drink of authentic water you

He's real. That's why this only made me like him more. And, considering the hype and chatter this has caused by headlining nationally, talking socially, and trending Twitterally to overshadow Obama's SOTU speech, I think providence must like a thirsty boy.

Quote Them: Zing!

“You didn’t hear much talk about the success of his Administration—and that’s because there isn’t much."

Florida Sen. Marco Rubio,
concerning President Obama's SOTU address


Time for another tarmac confrontation.