How to Lose Money in 10 Ways

1. Make an anti-war movie.

2. Hire Matt Damon to play the lead.

3. Include the words "weapons of mass destruction" somewhere in the movie.

4. Make sure a white, nerdy guy represents the role of the evil Bush Presidency.

5. Create a conspiracy that has been proven not to exist.

6. Film the movie with a shaky camera to hide the unoriginality of the action scenes.

7. Include the word "green' somewhere in the title.

8. Create a product Michael Moore endorses.

9. Demonize the very nation that brought democracy to a dictatorship.

10. Make something exactly like this:


And then you, too, can waste tens of millions of dollars on a movie no one wants to watch. Like all the Hollywood, anti-war movies before it.

If you don't succeed, try, try again until you have to beg Obama for a bailout.