Weapons of Mass Proselytization

Christians are so sneaky, embedding our secret Christian code in secret Christian ways to secretly force nonbelievers to accept Jesus Christ and then brainwash them to believe it was their idea.
Never trust a nun. They're the sneakiest.



The Michigan-based company Trijicon provides gun sights to U.S. military weapons, obviously used by U.S. Troops, as well as in the training of Iraqi and Afghan soldiers.
Here's where the sneakiness comes in.
At the end of the gun sights serial number, in the same font and size, are sneaky codes like "JN8:12" or "2COR4:6", which references scripture in John and II Corinthians.
Of all the low-down dirty...yet rather irrelevant stunts to pull. Clandestine Christians and their clandestine brainwashing. Next thing you know, this company will admit to being a Christian company on their website.

The company's vision is described on its Web site: "Guided by our values, we endeavor to have our products used wherever precision aiming solutions are required to protect individual freedom."
"We believe that America is great when its people are good," says the Web site. "This goodness has been based on Biblical standards throughout our history, and we will strive to follow those morals."

ABCNews, in a rather serious take on the entire incident, talk in abhorrence about how all these scripture references refer to Jesus as "the light of the world." Oh the awfulness of it! Oh the angst!

The company has always included the inscriptions, a move by its founder Glyn Bindon, a devout Christian from South Africa who died in a 2003 plane crash. At least since 2005, the company has been providing equipment to the military. That must explain the mass conversion of radical Muslims to Christianity in Iraq and Afghanistan. I hear Bin Laden has been holding mass inside the caves.

The comments from Michael "Mikey" Weinstein with the Military Religious Freedom Foundation is what finally gives air and sunlight to these devious Christian tactics.

"It allows the Mujahedeen, the Taliban, al Qaeda and the insurrectionists and jihadists to claim they're being shot by Jesus rifles," he said.

It's true. I've heard many terrorist, right before blowing themselves up, screaming, "Your Jesus rifles missed me!" While others, when faced with this powerful weaponry, plead for their lives, "Please. No. Not the Jesus gun. Shoot me with anything but the Jesus gun."

"This is probably the best example of violation of the separation of church and state in this country," said Weinstein. "It's literally pushing fundamentalist Christianity at the point of a gun against the people that we're fighting. We're emboldening an enemy."

To think terrorists are being forced to notice these secret codes on the weapons, somehow able to not only see these serial numbers and bible codes, but know what they reference all while staring down the barrel of a gun. Then, these terrorists are forced to find a bible, to look up this coded scripture, and to read that Jesus is "the light of the world". It's heinous, truly heinous. We might as well be waterboarding them with holy water.
And here I was, living my clandestine Christian life, thinking one of the worst violations of church and state in the military was when Major Nidal Hasan, who openly professed his hatred for America and openly embraced radical Islamic beliefs, was never dismissed from the military under fears of political correctness and subsequently allowed to murdered 13 American soldiers at Ft. Hood while screaming, "Allah Akbar."