Edwards: You come here often?

Oh how the mighty-haired have fallen.



Things aren't good for little John. The book, "Game Change", is publishing all kinds of tantrums and escapades by the Edwardses (notice the plural). And now the National Enquirer is reporting John Edwards can't pick up a chick in a bar. Whatever happened to the line, "Hey there. I'm John Edwards. Google me."
Nope, things aren't looking good.

While still publicly not admitting paternity of his love child - who turns 2 in February - the disgraced former presidential candidate shocked eyewitnesses by recently spending several consecutive nights trawling bars in search of women.

He was looking for stimulating conversation and a sympathetic ear.

In a bombshell exclusive interview with The ENQUIRER, bartender Stephanie Breshears revealed that Edwards repeatedly tried to get her to go back to his house for sex. The 34-year-old divorced mother-of-two said Edwards hit on her "for four consecutive nights" at the local Kornerstone Bistro, where she works.

He's doing field work for ACORN. Got to get out that vote.

"I think he's scum," Stephanie told The ENQUIRER.

No, that would be the product residue on his hair follicles.