"It’s a principle in physics. It’s like gravity. It exists."The Goracle,
Guy who lost an election and beef eater on global warming
PS And like gravity, it increases and decreases, is a bit spotty, has been decreasing for the last ten years, and fluctuates according to the time of the year and the geographic location. Also, thousands of scientists, researchers, and experts also say gravity doesn't exist. In fact, even those who are committed to the concept, will sometimes exchange emails about how to leave out peer reviews on questioning gravity, how to hide their findings showing a lack of gravity, and how to destroy documents about their gravity research before releasing them to the public.
Gravity needs to be regulated. Cow flatulence and humans exhaling is increasing gravity. One day, probably in five years or so, it'll be too late. The entire human race will be stuck to the ground with no ability to stand, walk, or sit-up. It'll be the Apocalypse.
Yes, global warming is just like gravity. They're sisters, really.
1 comments:
Ooh, the gravity of the situation...
Post a Comment