Thursday, December 17, 2009

100 Reasons, part 3

It's natural.
Like gravity.


Counting down...

21)
Professor Zbigniew Jaworowski, Chairman of the Scientific Council of the Central Laboratory for Radiological Protection in Warsaw, Poland says the earth’s temperature has more to do with cloud cover and water vapor than CO2 concentration in the atmosphere.
And Al Gore has more to do with eating cows than supplying their Gas-X.
22) There is strong evidence from solar studies which suggests that the Earth’s current temperature stasis will be followed by climatic cooling over the next few decades.
Starting in Copenhagen.
23) It is myth that receding glaciers are proof of global warming as glaciers have been receding and growing cyclically for many centuries.
It's also a myth that Ed Begley, Jr. understands the definition of "peer review".
24) It is a falsehood that the earth’s poles are warming because that is natural variation and while the western Arctic may be getting somewhat warmer we also see that the Eastern Arctic and Greenland are getting colder.
Maybe we should get these two crazy kids together.
25) The IPCC claims climate driven “impacts on biodiversity are significant and of key relevance” but those claims are simply not supported by scientific research.
Check the East Anglia emails.
26) The IPCC threat of climate change to the world’s species does not make sense as wild species are at least one million years old, which means they have all been through hundreds of climate cycles
But the polar bears are very sensitive creatures. Melting ice hurts their feelings.
27) Research goes strongly against claims that CO2-induced global warming would cause catastrophic disintegration of the Greenland and Antarctic Ice Sheets.
Research does, however, suggest beefing up email security.
28) Despite activist concerns over CO2 levels, rising CO2 levels are our best hope of raising crop yields to feed an ever-growing population.
Which is why we need to kill all the humans.
29) The biggest climate change ever experienced on earth took place around 700 million years ago.
About the time Exxon-Mobile opened their northern branch.
30) The slight increase in temperature which has been observed since 1900 is entirely consistent with well-established, long-term natural climate cycles.
Never mess with the natural climate during it's cycle.

1 comments:

Jason Michael Parrish said...

Tara-did you hear the latest news? Apparently, Al Gore doesn't really exist. Dupont scientists made a celluloid robot with some parts lying around and dubbed it 'Gore.' Then they implanted it with something called 'Artificial Intelligence.' or AI for short. So Al is REALLY named AI.

Complicated I know.

Later they perfected the technique at one of their labs in Nairobi and the rest is, unfortunately, history.