Perhaps I'm alone here. But I like free speech. It makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. It is a powerful force to keep those yielding control - Democrats and Republicans alike - in check.
And darn it if they don't need a lot of "check".
Then again, we're all mindless buffoons without the brains God gave a cricket. Tell us what to do, oh government. Program us with your thoughts and desires. Let us work our ignorant arses off so that you may spend us into eternal debt. Please, please stop this maddening process we call 'free thought'. We need people with no real business sense, poor moral judgments, lazy work ethics and egos the size of Rod Blagojevich's do to sit in a big room, argue, and pass regulations to control our measly little lives.
Perhaps then, and only then, we'll find true harmony with our insignificance. And we'll eat more tofu.
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