NSF: where porn discoveries begin

The National Science Foundation (NSF) have been researching porn individually in the privacy of their offices. In fact, one committed senior NSF executive spent 331 days funding poor, overseas women by surfing porn. When his inexhaustible research was discovered, he retired.

“He explained that these young women are from poor countries and need to make money to help their parents and this site helps them do that,” investigators wrote in a memo.

His extra-curricular research cost taxpayers between $13,500 and $58,000.

But don't worry about wasted money. The NSF handled it. Their internal watchdog group, the agency's inspector general office, simply cut back on investigating grant fraud and recovering misspent tax dollars - their primary mission - to focus on their employees porn habit.

Tada! Government efficiency.

I'm confused. The last time I worked in the private sector was over two years ago. Even then, there were blockers on everyone's computer. And had been there for years. I couldn't even spell check certain words in an article without "SENTINEL BLOCKER" popping up on my screen. Yet our government still has the red light glowing above their door.

The National Science Foundation: Where Discoveries Begin.