Chicken Little President blaming Boston drivers for nonexistent destruction of the planet

Carbon emissions from cars in Boston and factories in Beijing are melting the ice caps and imperiling the planet.

Barack Obama,
President and Preacher


Maybe it's because of the way they drive in Boston. Have you ever been there? Insanity.

But wow, what a speech. The man is brilliant, right? Just freakin' brilliant. He doesn't sound like a doofus at all. Cars in Boston are melting the ice caps. Yep. Genius. He's a little bit Einstein, a little bit Clooney.

Okay...now let's look at those sticky little pains in the arses called facts.

This week from the National Geographic:

This year’s cooler-than-expected summer means the Arctic probably won’t experience ice-free summers until 2030 or 2040, scientists say.

Some models had previously predicted that the Arctic could be ice free in summer by as soon as 2013, due to rising temperatures from global warming.

Breathe easy Boston drivers. You've got 20 or 30 years left to putter around killing us all. Start your engines.

And what does the phrase "cooler-than-expected" mean to you? That, I'm just shooting in the dark here, these climate experts suck at predicting the climate? That they can't "expect" what's going to happen because Mother Nature is not a force to be taimed and controlled?
Nah. Their computer models are flawless. Ask Gore. Everywhere he goes to preach about global warming a freakish snow storm follows. But...he expected it.

You can't actually pay the National Geographic any mind. This is what they reported only last summer:

“We’re actually projecting this year that the North Pole may be free of ice for the first time [in history],” David Barber, of the University of Manitoba, told National Geographic News aboard the C.C.G.S. Amundsen, a Canadian research icebreaker.

Definitely not "expected". They had predicted catastrophy and instead got what us redneck folks here in the sticks like to call temperature fluctuations, aww shucks. Darn this entire eco-system not playing by those propagandized rules.

It appears at least one full-functioning adult attended the U.N. meeting on climate change where Obama said his big speech and sat in his big chair. Czech President Vaclav Klaus thought he was attending a junior high school production.

"It was sad and it was frustrating...It's a propagandistic exercise where 13-year-old girls from some far-away country perform a pre-rehearsed poem. It's simply not dignified."

Sad and frustrating is a boatload of world diplomats stomping around moaning and wailing climate change and carbon emissions while being shuttled about in 20- to 30-vehicle motorcades, tying up idling traffic, stuffing their faces, and filling Manhattan with enough hot air and gas to melt the polar ice caps all by themselves.

Try GoToMeeting.com, fellas. You might just save the world.