Circumcision for all and to all a goodnight

They dictate the light bulbs you use. The car you drive. The amount of money you can make. The type of fat you can consume. What made you think they'd stop at your pants?

Report: CDC Considers Promoting 'Universal Circumcision'

Monday, August 24, 2009

In an effort to reduce the spread of HIV, public health officials are considering the promotion of “universal circumcision” for all baby boys born in the United States.

Because baby boys can't say, 'My body, my choice.'

The move comes after officials analyzed the results of several studies that show in African countries hit hard by HIV, men who were circumcised reduced their infection risk by half, the New York Times reported. However, those studies focused on heterosexual men who are at risk of getting HIV from infected female partners. The main issue in the U.S. is men who have sex with men.

What a homophobic study. Haters.

In 2008, the CDC estimated that more than 56,000 people were newly infected with HIV in 2006 (the most recent year that data are available). Over half of those new infections occurred in gay and bisexual men.

There is nothing dangerous about the homosexual lifestyle. I choose to ignore these numbers.

Meanwhile, critics of the recommendation said it subjects newborn boys to “medically unnecessary” surgery without their consent.

Government knows best. We should let them run health care.

But Dr. Peter Kilmarx, chief of epidemiology for the division of HIV/AIDS prevention at the CDC, told the Times that any step that could stop the spread of HIV must be given “serious consideration.”

Like castration. That might help. It should be given serious consideration.

“We have a significant HIV epidemic in this country, and we really need to look carefully at any potential intervention that could be another tool in the toolbox we use to address the epidemic,” Kilmarx told the newspaper. “What we’ve heard from our consultants is that there would be a benefit for infants from infant circumcision, and that the benefits outweigh the risks.”

Teaching morality is too risky politically to be considered. Prep the boys for surgery.

An official draft of the proposed recommendations by the CDC is due out by the end of the year. In the meantime, the CDC is hosting its National HIV Prevention Conference in Atlanta this week.

Where condoms, I'm sure, will be ample.

So God, who advises sex remain between a husband and wife, is being mean. He's trying to ruin all our fun. It couldn't possibly be because He loves us, knows the terrible consequences of sexual promiscuity, and is trying to protect us.

No, He's mean.

And since we can't expect people to control themselves, to practice self-restraint, to be anything other than animals, we need forced medical procedures for baby boys. Not education on the consequences of sex. Not a society less obsessed with sex. Not the idea of waiting until marriage. Not the mention of purity or self-respect or personal consequences or emotional and physical safety.

No, we need free condoms passed out at school. And since that's obviously not working, we need circumcision.

Then, we have the homosexual lifestyle. It is good and healthy and usually brings out applause in a crowd whenever mentioned. (I don't understand that. I can say I'm heterosexual all day, no one claps.)

Homosexuality is so wonderful, so amazing, that therapists will no longer help anyone wanting out to get out. Churches who offer therapy are vandalized and attacked. Anyone offering help to those who want help is banished as a gay-hater, even if they speak out of honest concern and care.

Don't you get it? If you are homosexual, you're stuck. We don't want you out. Even if you want out. Forget it. You must stay in. There is no escape. Just submit.

And in the process, we don't particularly care if you are exposed to HIV at an alarming rate. We don't care of the danger of the lifestyle. We don't even talk about the emotional issues. And we dare not mention the idea there are homosexuals wanting out and there is help available.

Oh, and this one's the worst. Don't ever utter the idea people are not prisoners to sexual desires, be it pornography, homosexuality, pedophilia, sexual addiction, oh how I could go on.

But I won't. I won't speak it. I will never mention that God can empower us to be masters of our body and mind, to never be slaves to any sin or addiction, to live healthy lives free from exposure to mental turmoil, emotional emptiness, and physical danger.

Sssshhhhh! Don't speak it. Just get the scalpel. We've got work to do.