Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Boxer: Protesters too well dressed

Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-CA) is brilliant. She's...I don't know...luminous, really. Her words are like a symphony. And I feel a thrill run up my leg.

Here, she combats the notion that real Americans are protesting ObamaCare. Those protestors are not real Americans. How does she know? Because her keen talent for observation tells her they are too well dressed.



Sherlock Holmes is reborn, ladies and gentlemen. The White House plan to send Boxer to Afghanistan to track down Osama. No detail is too small, no clothing label too hidden, to get by her. Watch out petty hoolagins!

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