the World's gone Freakin' Mad

I've been gone all day. You know. Doing stuff.
So I'm just catching up. I'm going to do a quick rundown of some things happening in the world. And for those of you familiar with my "features", like the BREAKING Good News, which has been difficult to compile lately, and Bad News Bears, the feature on left-spinning media that has my own head spinning (I'll put together another compilation soon), here is an introduction to a whole new feature: the World's gone Freakin' Mad feature.
Here at TaraLynnThompson.com central, we (or actually, I'm it) strive to provide you comprehensive news with a little kick. Basically, if we're all going down in a blaze of glory, let's enjoy the ride. So we (I mean me) make fun, make light, and blab about whatever insanity is happening in the world.
And then we watch cartoons.

However, I can't keep up. If only there were more of us (meaning "two of me"), but that could cause a shortage of Suave curling mouse in the world. So instead, I'm going to start this new feature for some quick references to the lunacy here, there, and everywhere.

Embrace the madness. It's likely just outside your door.

Roll tape. This one's for record:

The AP's cutting 10 percent
their biased coverage hasn't lent
to more readers or online hits
but to 2009 unemployment pits.

Dems delay money for Detroit
in fear of losing another approval point.
Instead they blame the Big Three
with their private jets and cries of "poor me."
They want a plan before they'll send
what will become another government stipend.
And during the discussions no one can find
the unifier, savior, the One of a Kind
Barack Obama, the President-elect
to make a statement, stand, or edict

The Islamic Republic of Iran
has gathered and collected in their hand
enough uranium to finally complete
an atom bomb, so lightly sleep.


Okay, that's a wrap. Don't ask me why I wrote in rhyme. I ate Chicken Chili tonight. I cannot be held responsible for it's affects.